Dad: Wakes me from a nap. “I’m going to exercise so I can go to the bathroom. I may be going up and down the stairs for a little bit, and walking around the house.”
Me: “Okay, Dad.” 👍
D: Wakes me again, as he exits the bathroom. “I just $#!💩 a brick. It was 8 inches long and…” Then smiles as he describes in stunning detail his 💩.
M: I have a feeling I will be using the 💩 emoji a lot in the coming days.
~ elr
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